[Scatterbunny]

Bryn wirritied:

> Millet is for Canaries not Rabits - Warf 6 Mr Solo!

Then I suppose Snow + Rock is for penguins, and not for rabits
either? That's just discriminations and we won't go with it, bein
stroppy rabits.

~..~
( ' )

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[Scatterbunny]

Sheel wirritied:

> >Wot's wrong with the bogging hat, for chrissake?  Anyone would think
> >it was an absurd hat or somethink.  It's acherly, as a rabit
> >explained, a quite portant fashion statement.
>
> Where do the ears go?

I don't think you're takin this hat fashion thing very seriously, are
you? |Drop into your local Rabitat.

~.^.~
( ' ) rabit hat

[Scatterbunny]

Liz questied:

> Do they still have almoners and hospitallers?

The only designation similar to those would be the procurator. It is
the procurator's job to run all aspects of the practical life of the
monastery, includin openin the door to rabits wot is just comin to get
their suitcases and bog off again into the wicked world, as wot the
rabit did today.

Now eatin a large Jaffa cake in the wicked world. :->

~..~
( ' )

[Scatterbunny]

Sheel questied:

> Did anyone follow you out?

Yes acherley, the Novice Master. The Procurator asked me to wait
because the Novice Master was on his way to say goodbye. It was very
nice really. Unlike the b****** Franciscan disaster, I really felt
that the Carthusians cared very much about what I was going on to.

The Novice Master was genuinely pleased I had come to a definite
conclusion to my search there, and also he was able to finally share
his thoughts that I was certainly more suited to the active than the
contemplative life. But he really had wanted me to come to that
conclusion myself rather than decide it for me.

You lot seemed to be saying the same as my colleagues from school, and
I finally began to see there was some sense in this. But the real
clincher was the insistent voice in the night who said, "How are you
going to be using the talents I have given you?"

And that's quite right. I would not be able to sink seven pints in an
evening in a hermitage in Parkminster monastery. It would be a
complete waste of all a rabit's training.

~..~
( ' )

[Scatterbunny]

Sheel wirrited:

> How about the bobtail?

Wot? Wot has the bobtail got to do
with rabitats? You don't stick yer bobtail in a rabitat! Nobody
does.

I'm not surprised how little you understand the world of haute couture
(as we does in Folkestone) because I've lived for a while in that
cultural desert wot is Surrey, where nobody has the imagination to
chuck a brick through the window of their local pub. But take it from
me, wearin hats on yer bobtail is very 1970s, and nobody, absolutely
nobody would be seen dead in that stuff now.

~..~
( ' ) Fashun tips from yer rabit. Zizzin along the runway.

[Kathy]

On 9 Feb, 19:21, Scatterbunny wrote:
> Sheel wirritied:
>
> > I don't have to buy the hat though... do I... please?
>
> Wot's wrong with the bogging hat, for chrissake?  Anyone would think
> it was an absurd hat or somethink.  It's acherly, as a rabit
> explained, a quite portant fashion statement.
>
> ~..~
> (  '  )  trust me, I'm a monastic fashion icon

Trust me HoneyBun, it isn't and, when wearing it, you aren't :-}

[Scatterbunny]

Bev questied:

> > It's acherly
> > a quite portant fashion statement.
>
> The statement being..?

Well, I am surprised really that you need to ask. This is after all
performance art wot is quite arcane, and when a rabit says "it's a
statement" it shouldn't really require any further questions or
analysis. Like when some weird git says he's erectin a pile of bricks
in the Tate gallery while wearin a frock and feedin a sheep to a shark
in a fishtank full of surgical spirit, that's such an obvious
statement that none of us needs to ask nuffin about it. So when yer
rabit traipsin round a monastery wears a rabitat deliverin meals in
hermit hatches, as a statement it just goes without sayin.

Nuff said.

~..~
( ' ) Wizard capers

[greebo]

Bev wented:
> Scatterbunny warbled...
>> Bryn wirritied:
>>
>> > Millet is for Canaries not Rabits - Warf 6 Mr Solo!
>>
>> Then I suppose Snow + Rock is for penguins, and not for rabits
>> either? That's just discriminations and we won't go with it, bein
>> stroppy rabits.
>>
>But would rabits want rock when they can have lush green grass, like
>what greebs has laid out in that oval dish over there?

And a bed of lettuce.
--
greebs

[Scatterbunny]

Bev wirrits:

> Have you been in touch with your Gwerman friend to tell her what's going
> on?

Ah. I was rather hopin nobody was goin to ask about this.


I'm rather tryin to give her the impression I'm stayin in the
monastery.... It sort of simplifies things.

~..~
( ' )

[Scatterbunny]

Liz wirrited:

> Is playing golf a talent?  I thought it was a torture.  

Who was it who defined golf as "A good walk ruined"? I don't really
know where golf comes into it. Anyway, I'm not goin to follow the
normal stereotype figure, simply because I didn't wanna be a priest in
the first place.

~..~ S'obvious innit?
( ' )

[greebo]

Scatterbunny wented:
>Anyway, I'm not goin to follow the
>normal stereotype figure, simply because I didn't wanna be a priest in
>the first place.
>
So fondling the choirboys is out of the question?
--
greebs

[greebo]

Bev wented:
> Sheel warbled...
>> >I repeat, I didn't add any link.
>> >If you compare the new version with the previous one in the recent
>> >changes menu you will see that the link was there before.
>>
>> Thanks for correcting it.
>
>I notice you weren't rushing to do so.
>I wanted to add a scrolling marquee to the top of the site, but I'm not
>greebsie, so I'm not allowed.
>
Scrolling marquees are bad old-fashioned html, now deprecated, as well
as being naff.
--
greebs

[greebo]

Bev wented:
> greebo warbled...
>> Scatterbunny wented:
>> >Anyway, I'm not goin to follow the
>> >normal stereotype figure, simply because I didn't wanna be a priest in
>> >the first place.
>> >
>> So fondling the choirboys is out of the question?
>>
>Will you be taking your name off the list for choir practice now?

They wouldn't let me near a choir, but that has more to do with fondling
duff notes.
--
greebs

[greebo]

Sheel wented:
>greebo burbled:
>>Bev wented:
>>> greebo warbled...
>>>> Scatterbunny wented:
>>>> >Anyway, I'm not goin to follow the
>>>> >normal stereotype figure, simply because I didn't wanna be a priest in
>>>> >the first place.
>>>> >
>>>> So fondling the choirboys is out of the question?
>>>>
>>>Will you be taking your name off the list for choir practice now?
>>
>>They wouldn't let me near a choir, but that has more to do with fondling
>>duff notes.
>
>OK. Are you going to Roger the Organist?

No, I'm staying over here.

Then I'm going to Sue the Bastard.
--
greebs

[greebo]

Bev wented:
> greebo warbled...
>> >I notice you weren't rushing to do so.
>> >I wanted to add a scrolling marquee to the top of the site, but I'm not
>> >greebsie, so I'm not allowed.
>> >
>> Scrolling marquees are bad old-fashioned html, now deprecated, as well
>> as being naff.
>>
>I likes em.
>And this one relies on CSS, not HTML.

You can't make marquee with CSS. You need javascript as well.
--
greebs