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fasgnadh



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:13 pm    Post subject: Howard's Department of NewSpeak redefines more plain English Reply with quote

100 more lawyers were hired by PM Lying Rodent's
PR (Corporate Lying) branch of the Department of NewSpeak
to redefine plain English terms 'responsibility' and 'sorry'.

"Governments are not responsible for Interest Rate Rises.
But Labour Governments will always be more responsible
for them than Coalition Governments." 8^o

'I can't say Sorry to the Aboriginals because i wasn't
responsible for what happened to them, I can say
sorry to voters, with an election pending, so I
must be admitting responsibility.. but I wont
apologise for lying to you all about keeping interest
rates at record lows, no matter how sorry you are for
believing me."

Remember, the man is a LAWYER, if he ever shakes your hand
check that it is still attached to your arm afterward.


"A promise is not a promise when it is non core, was
made by anyone in the Liberal Party except John Howard
or was made by them in a public statement for 2 days or less."




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"I'm Sorry about that, and I regret the additional burden"

- PM Lying Rodent apologises for his latest rate rise, 7/11/2007


As all Australians know, John Howard NEVER SAYS SORRY

unless it's HIS FAULT!!!!! 8^o


"Howard concedes broken promise"

"Prime Minister John Howard has conceded that
interest rates are no longer at "record lows",
in violation of a promise made in the 2004
election campaign." - The Age 26/10/2007

"Three rate rises ahead" - ANZ, HSBC Chief, other banks
- The Age October 26, 2007

Six Interest rate rises already under Howard and Costello!

"We will keep interest rates at record lows" Howard the Liar

You simply can't trust the Howard government,
He and Costello have BETRAYED the trust of
the Australian people




"After a successful few years as a junior minister in
Malcolm Fraser's government, Howard was promoted to
treasury, where his five years in the job can only
be judged as an unmitigated failure.
Take a look at the statistics.

When Howard left the treasury in March 1983, the
budget deficit was forecast at $9.6 billion, inflation
was 11 per cent, unemployment was 10.2 per cent,
the economy was in recession with negative
0.4 per cent growth, and housing interest rates
were 13 per cent.

And, despite the 1982-83 recession being the worst
since the Great Depression, Howard still managed to
increase the federal tax take from 25.1 per cent of
GDP in 1977 to 27.5 per cent of GDP by 1982-83.

Howard then spent 13 years in opposition, during
which - when he wasn't leader himself - he spent
a lot of time conspiring against the three leaders
he served under: Andrew Peacock, John Hewson and
Alexander Downer."

---------

"THE polls show John Howard is likely to be beaten
by Labor, now under its sharpest leader in a decade.
Facing defeat, the Prime Minister yesterday changed
not only his team but its tone." -Andrew Bolt 24/1/2007

http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/team_howard.htm

http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/howard_backs_costello.htm

http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/trust_me.htm

http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/team_lieberal.htm

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Howard's Department of NewSpeak redefines more plain Eng Reply with quote

"fasgnadh" wrote in message$0$6683$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
>
> 100 more lawyers were hired by PM Lying Rodent's
> PR (Corporate Lying) branch of the Department of NewSpeak
> to redefine plain English terms 'responsibility' and 'sorry'.
>
> "Governments are not responsible for Interest Rate Rises.
> But Labour Governments will always be more responsible
> for them than Coalition Governments." 8^o
>
> 'I can't say Sorry to the Aboriginals because i wasn't
> responsible for what happened to them, I can say
> sorry to voters, with an election pending, so I
> must be admitting responsibility.. but I wont
> apologise for lying to you all about keeping interest
> rates at record lows, no matter how sorry you are for
> believing me."
>
> Remember, the man is a LAWYER, if he ever shakes your hand
> check that it is still attached to your arm afterward.
>
>
> "A promise is not a promise when it is non core, was
> made by anyone in the Liberal Party except John Howard
> or was made by them in a public statement for 2 days or less."
>
>
>
>
> ---------
>
> "I'm Sorry about that, and I regret the additional burden"
>
> - PM Lying Rodent apologises for his latest rate rise, 7/11/2007
>
>
> As all Australians know, John Howard NEVER SAYS SORRY
>
> unless it's HIS FAULT!!!!! 8^o
>
>
> "Howard concedes broken promise"
>
> "Prime Minister John Howard has conceded that
> interest rates are no longer at "record lows",
> in violation of a promise made in the 2004
> election campaign." - The Age 26/10/2007
>
> "Three rate rises ahead" - ANZ, HSBC Chief, other banks
> - The Age October 26, 2007
>
> Six Interest rate rises already under Howard and Costello!
>
> "We will keep interest rates at record lows" Howard the Liar
>
> You simply can't trust the Howard government,
> He and Costello have BETRAYED the trust of
> the Australian people
>
>
>
>
> "After a successful few years as a junior minister in
> Malcolm Fraser's government, Howard was promoted to
> treasury, where his five years in the job can only
> be judged as an unmitigated failure.
> Take a look at the statistics.
>
> When Howard left the treasury in March 1983, the
> budget deficit was forecast at $9.6 billion, inflation
> was 11 per cent, unemployment was 10.2 per cent,
> the economy was in recession with negative
> 0.4 per cent growth, and housing interest rates
> were 13 per cent.
>
> And, despite the 1982-83 recession being the worst
> since the Great Depression, Howard still managed to
> increase the federal tax take from 25.1 per cent of
> GDP in 1977 to 27.5 per cent of GDP by 1982-83.
>
> Howard then spent 13 years in opposition, during
> which - when he wasn't leader himself - he spent
> a lot of time conspiring against the three leaders
> he served under: Andrew Peacock, John Hewson and
> Alexander Downer."
>
> ---------
>
> "THE polls show John Howard is likely to be beaten
> by Labor, now under its sharpest leader in a decade.
> Facing defeat, the Prime Minister yesterday changed
> not only his team but its tone." -Andrew Bolt 24/1/2007
>
> http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/team_howard.htm
>
> http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/howard_backs_costello.htm
>
> http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/trust_me.htm
>
> http://www.geocities.com/wmds_r_us/team_lieberal.htm
>
> ------------
>
> The Official [Est. June 2000] aus.culture.true-blue FAQ ;
>
> http://geocities.com/fairdinkum_trueblue/faq.html
>
>
> The true-blue Homestead;
>
> http://geocities.com/fairdinkum_trueblue/
>
>
> The true-blue Hall Of Fame;
>
> http://www.geocities.com/trueblue_hall_of_fame/index.html
>
>
> The Tuckerbox;
>
> http://www.geocities.com/true_blue_tucker_box/index.html
>
>
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That X occurred to you;
But I will not Apologise,
'Cos such is not your Due.

I am so very Sad, of course,
That you have suffered heX,
But not so sad as to find Heart,
To cause me Grief, or Vex.

So, you may Cop it Sweet, or not,
It's entirely up to you.
If you can't Lexicon a Joke,
Then that's just tough - boo, hoo.
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