Dear Friends

Thoughtful readers amongst you with a mind for the subtle might recall
in September I wrote about the incredible sexual tension that would
have permeated the classroom where the male Muslims refugees were
being taught English by some nubile young volunteers from Monash who
thought it acceptable to attend to their duties wearing tank-tops and
bare-midriffs.

I have reposted my original post at the end of this post.

Apparently the highly charged eroticism of the classes was not lost on
the particpants and today I must report on the climax of those English
lessons wherein one of our maidens has given herself in holy matrimony
to her ex-student an Afganistan asylum seeker.

This union was reported on the front page of today's 'The Australian
Higher Education Section'. There in no story online but if you are
quick you can catch a look at the happy couple at
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/sectionindex1/0,5745,aushighered%255E%255ETEXT,00.html

The headline of the story 'United by Love, Divided by Law' gives an
indication of how the erotic tension continues with the couple
fighting every obstacle in their way to satisfy their carnal desires.

At first glance Amanda Vanstone appears the villain of this story but
look a bit deeper and she becomes the aphrodisiac.

No wonder those boys are sewing up their lips, climbing mountains,
throwing stones, fighting lions, lighting fires, walking over hot
coals, or whatever else they are currently doing to get a piece of the
action.

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From: Allan D.Mackenzie (NOSPAM@hotmail.com)
Subject: Learning Arabic From Topless Pole Dancers
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Date: 2003-11-09 16:48:13 PST

Earlier this year there was a segment on ABC's 'Stateline' here in
Victoria about some Monash University students devoting themselves to
giving free English lessons to refugees from Afganistan and Iraq.

There were about ten men in the class with about four girls in their
early twenties acting as teachers. All the girls were dressed for a
late summer day with plenty of skin and curves on view. One blonde
girl had tight jeans, a sleeveless tanktop, and a bare midriff. There
was a shot of her leaning over beside one of the students with her
body pressed against the student as she corrected something he had
written.

Throughout their adult life in Afganistan some of these men would have
never seen a woman's skin or hair in public. Then they arrive in
Australia and have some of Australia's finest specimens of nubile
young womenhood leaning against them with hair and skin exposed and
freely touching.

I wonder if there has been some kind of pavlovian imprint of this
experience and if these refugees now spend their days hankering after
english lessons and start salivating when a bearded nerd type starts
talking about coordinating conjunctions.

I suppose the cultural equivalant for me would be learning Arabic from
topless pole-dancers.

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